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May 302018
May 292018
 A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night’s sleep.
NEW Wine for Seniors, I kid you not….. Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night. The new wine will be marketed as PINO MORE I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE!!
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May 212018
Joke Of The Day: Having A Baby At 75
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May 062018
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With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 75-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.
‘May I see the new baby?’ I asked. ‘Not yet,’ She said ‘I’ll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.’ Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, ‘May I see the new baby now?’ ‘No, not yet,’ She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, ‘May I see the baby now?’ ‘No, not yet,’ replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, ‘Well, when can I see the baby?’ ‘WHEN HE CRIES!’ she told me ‘WHEN HE CRIES?’ I demanded. ‘Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?’ ‘BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?’
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Joke Of The Day: Senior Logic
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Apr 222018
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I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home
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