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Joke Of The Day: Special Cases Ward
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Michelle Obama is touring a hospital and wants to go into the “Special Cases” ward. The head doctor looks a little nervous, but agrees and takes her into the ward.
Inside the first room they come to, she spies a man on a bed, red-faced and puffing loudly as he masturbates at a furious pace. Shocked, the First Lady scowls at the doctor and says, “Good Lord! Just what kind of hospital are you running here, Doctor?!” The doctor hastens to calm her by saying, “No, no, Madame First Lady, you have it all wrong; remember, this is a ward for special cases. This particular gentleman has a very serious condition wherein his testicles produce 5 pints of sperm a day. Sadly, he has to do this all day every day until we find a cure. Quite tragic, really.” Assuaged but not humored, the First Lady suggests they move on to the next room where she spies another man having a threesome with two gorgeous nurses. “Disgusting!” she cries and then demands, “Alright, what kind of condition does this guy have that he needs two nurses riding him?” “He has the same condition as the first man,” the doctor replied, “but this gentleman has a better health plan. The first gentleman is covered under the Affordable Care Act” |
Pathological Liar Obama Says Gruber “Never Worked On Our Staff”
If his lips are moving… he just heard about it!
From Gateway Pundit:
Video surfaced last week of Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber admitting the Obama administration lied to “stupid” Americans in order to get Obamacare passed. Citizen journalists have uncovered found 4 damning videos of MIT Economist Jonathan Gruber laughing at the American people over the planned deception of Obamacare.
Gruber was paid over $4 million for scheming and deceiving the “stupid” American public.
On Sunday FOX News reporter Ed Henry finally had a chance to question Barack Obama about Gruber’s controversial comments. The rest of the liberal media outlets have been hiding the story.
Obama answered:“I just heard about this. I get well briefed before I come out here. The fact that some adviser who never worked on our staff expressed an opinion that I completely disagree with in terms of the voters, is no reflection on the actual process that was run. We had a year long debate, Ed. I mean go back and look at the stories.”
Unfortunately for Barack Obama – White House records show that Gruber met with Obama in the Oval Office to formulate the Cadillac Tax scheme. Gruber said this in a Frontline interview and White House records show the meeting took place. There’s even video of Jonathan Gruber admitting he met with Obama in the White House to discuss Obamacare.
Obama also released campaign ads with Jonathan Gruber.
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