Tag: ObamaCare
Joke Of The Day: Don’t Drink The Water
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher’s stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: “Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen.” This means: Glad to meet you! Don’t drink the water. The cows have crapped in it.”
The man shouted back: “I’m from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama’s health care plan. I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”
The rancher replied: “Use both hands.”
Did The Obama Regime Blackmail John Roberts To Change His ObamaCare Decision?
Was Chief Justice John Roberts blackmailed by the Obama regime into changing his ruling on ObamaCare at the last minute? Short answer… Does a bear s*** in the woods?
Radio host Glenn Beck interviewed former National Security Agency (NSA) employee William Binney on his program Friday. Mr. Binney was previously a very highly placed intelligence official until he resigned in 2001. He then became a whistleblower, helping to expose the NSA’s warrantless eavesdropping program. As a consequence of his whistleblowing, his NSA security clearance was revoked, armed agents raided his home, and his business was forced to shut down.
During their discussion, Mr. Beck raised an intriguing possibility: Was Chief Justice John Roberts blackmailed by the Obama regime into changing his ruling on Obamacare at the last minute? Given what he knows about the NSA, Mr. Binney couldn’t rule such a thing out.
Beck expounded further on his theory:
“You had spent months writing your dissent [sic], and instead at the last minute you changed it, in fact you changed it to such a point you couldn’t even change all of the stuff in it, you changed it so fast, and then you came with bleary red eyes, puffy eyes, as if you had been up all night or maybe you were crying yourself to sleep, Mr. John Roberts. Did someone approach you with some sort of information – who are you sleeping with, Mr. Supreme Court Justice? What have you done?”
Then, on Sunday evening, an alleged whistleblower posted the above pictured item on the anonymous 4chan imageboard. While much of what is posted on 4chan is bogus, there have been examples of individuals making accurate admissions on the website.
If this turns out to be true, that the Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court was blackmailed into changing his vote in one of the most important legal decisions in recent memory, then this would be more than just another major scandal for Obama. This entire regime could fall as a consequence. Stay tuned.
The Tiny Cabin
A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to Mountains of West Virginia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.
“Anybody home?” she asked.
“Yep,” came a kid’s voice through the door.
“Is your father there?” asked the social worker.
“Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in,” said the kid.
“Well, is your mother there?” persisted the social worker.
“Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here,” said the kid.
“But,” protested the social worker, “are you never together as a family?”
“Sure, but not here,” said the kid through the door. “This is the outhouse!”
Government workers are so very smart. Aren’t you overjoyed that they’ll soon be handling all our financial, educational and medical dilemmas?
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