Joke Of The Day: New Braunfels

Rubber Chicken In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher’s stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: “Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen.” (This means: “Glad to meet you! Don’t drink the water. The cows have shit in it.”)

The man shouted back: “I’m from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama’s health care plan. I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”

The rancher replied: “Use two hands.”

 

 

It’s Time To Use Section 4 Of The 25th Amendment

It's Time To Use Section 4 Of The 25th AmendmentMany Americans do not realize that there is a legal way to remove a sitting President from office by invoking Section 4 of the 25th Amendment. This provision was made to declare the President mentally unfit to execute his duties. Obama has provided ample evidence that he is mentally unfit and a danger to America.

The rash of lies, scandal and incompetence that has plagued the Obama administration is unprecedented in both size and scope; from his blatant lies about ObamaCare, the Benghazi terrorist attacks, the IRS targeting conservatives, the NSA secretly collecting phone records for millions of Americans and the rise of the terrorist group ISIS in the Mideast. These actions bring into question whether Barack Hussein Obama is fit to lead our great nation.

America deserves better!

Section 4 of the 25th Amendment:
This is an emergency provision that allows the Vice President and members of the Cabinet to declare the President unfit to carry out the duties of the Presidency. The President may assert his competency (ability to serve) by sending a declaration to Congress. The Vice President and Cabinet can submit another declaration against the President, which would force Congress to reach a 2/3 majority that the President is unfit for office.

Hat tip Marian

A Tale Of Two Doctors

Two patients limp into two different doctors’ offices with the same complaint: Both have trouble walking and may require hip surgery.

Patient 1. is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

Patient 2. sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn’t reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then, pending the review boards decision on his age and remaining value to society.

Why the different treatment for the 2 patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever taken to a vet.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen on Obama care.

In November, if there is no change in government, we’ll all have to find a good vet.

 

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