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The TV game show was really close. One contestant, an Obama voter, was asked to name 2 of Santa’s reindeer. The contestant gave a sigh thinking that he had finally been given an easy question, “Rudolph and Olive!”
The host asked the contestant, “We’ll accept Rudolph but can you explain Olive?” The man looked at the host and said, “You know, ‘Olive,’ the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names…” |
A few days ago I was at the auto parts store when an Obama Voter came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. No one had any clue what the part was, even the manager.
“Come on!” he said, exasperated. “Every car I’ve ever had has one! But mine fell off, and I need a new one.”
Finally, even though I wasn’t an auto parts professional, just another customer, I stepped in. “Would it help to look under my hood, and you can point out what it is you want?” I asked.
“Yes!” he exclaimed, and I led the guy to my car with a parade of parts guys, every last one of them, following right behind.
I opened the hood. “Is there a 710 on this car?” I asked. He pointed and said, “Of course, it’s right there!”
And here’s what we saw:
(For the visually impaired, the part says “OIL”… but upside-down.)
Jimmy Kimmel asks Obama Voters, ‘Who Is Joe Biden?’ The results are as expected!
Enjoy!
The Vice President’s recent LA visit had Jimmy wondering how many people even know who he is. So as an experiment we sent a camera crew out onto Hollywood Blvd. to ask Americans a very simple question: “Who is Joe Biden?”
