Grocery receipt. Read it carefully This receipt was found in the parking lot of the grocery store. Menominee, Michigan.
Doesn’t this give you a warm fuzzy knowing those who have to solicit governmental assistance are able to eat well this weekend…
The card should be limited to beans, rice, milk and fresh veggies.
Today I had to go to the Drug store. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for a parking space. I flagged the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open and available.
The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said, “I’m not handicapped!”
Well, as you can imagine, my face was red!
“Oh, I’m sorry” I said. “I saw your Obama bumper sticker and just assumed that you suffer from a mental disorder.”
An Obama voter saw a pen in a store the other day. He picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most.
The clerk said, “It’s made in Germany”.
The Obama voter said, “That’s too bad, I can’t use it then”.
The clerk said, “What’s the matter? You don’t like German pens?”
The Obama voter said, “No. I just never learned to write German.”
