Joke Of The Day: Adopting A Russian Baby

Rubber Chicken The couple of Obama voters were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that there was a wonderful Russian baby boy available. The couple accepted him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.

After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired, “What ever possessed you to study Russian?”

The couple said proudly, “We just adopted a Russian baby. In a year or so, when he begins to talk, we want to be able to understand him.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Familiar Face

Rubber Chicken Two Obama voters were walking down the street. One noticed a hand mirror on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. He looked in the mirror, and said, “Hmmm, this person looks familiar.”

“Let me look.” said the other Obama voter. So he handed him the mirror.

The second Obama voter looked in the mirror then turned to the first one. “You dumbass… that’s ME!

 

 

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