Joke Of The Day: Three Hells Angels

Rubber ChickenThree Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat.

Astonished, one of them says, “I went to my parents wedding last week and we all got rat-arsed.”

Being quick on the uptake the second one says, ” My dad says he will marry my mom next year.”

Despite this the Nun stays right where she is.

In desperation the third one says, ” My old man will never ever marry my mom.”

The Nun looks up from her food and says, ” Would one of you bastards please pass the salt.”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Serious Infraction

Rubber ChickenSister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. “Father!” she cried, “just WAIT until you hear this!”

The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, ” Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?” “Well, father” the nun began, “I was just walking down the hall to the chapel and I heard some of the older boys wagering money!”

“A serious infraction, indeed!” said the priest.

“But that’s not what has me so excited, father” replied the nun, “it was WHAT they were wagering ON! They had wagered on a contest to see who could urinate the highest on the wall!!”

“What an incredible wager!” exclaimed the priest, “What did you do?”

“Well, I hit the CEILING, father.”

“How much did you win?”

 

 

Joke Of The Day

A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly Joe Biden jumps out of the bushes and hits her over the head, proceeds to kick her in the groin and break her nose with a massive left hook.

As the nun is lying bleeding on the floor, Joe looks down and says: “You’re getting slow in your old age, Batman”.

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