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My wife has been dressing up in really weird nun outfits over the last few weeks.
She has been getting into some really strange habits recently.
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Tag: Nuns
Joke Of The Day: A Fire At The Nunnery
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Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.
They took their habits off, tied them together to make a rope, and climbed out the window. After they were safely on the ground and out of the building, a news reporter came over to one of the nuns and said to her, “Weren’t you afraid that the habits could have ripped or broken since they are old? The nun replied, “Nah, don’t you know old habits are hard to break?!
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Joke Of The Day: Don’t Despair
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A nun was sitting at a window in her convent one day… when she was handed a letter from home. Upon opening it a $10 bill dropped out. She was most pleased at receiving the gift from her home folks, but as she read the letter her attention was distracted by the actions of a shabbily dressed stranger who was leaning against a post in front of the convent.
She couldn’t get him off her mind and, thinking that he might be in financial difficulties, she took the $10 bill and wrapped it in a piece of paper, on which she had written,’ Don’t despair, Sister Eulalia,’ and threw it out of the window to him. He picked it up, read it, looked at her with a puzzled expression, tipped his hat and went off down the street. The next day she was in her cell saying her beads when she was told that some man was at her door who insisted on seeing her. She went down and found the shabbily dressed stranger waiting for her. Without saying a word he handed her a roll of bills. When she asked what they were for he replied,’ That’s the sixty bucks you have coming. Don’t Despair paid 5-1.’
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Joke Of The Day: Take What We Want
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Back in the Mexican revolution a bunch of armed men enter a convent and start rounding up all of the nuns in the cafeteria. The leader of the bandits starts yelling:
“We are part of the Pancho Villa army and it is our right to take what we want! We want all of your food and supplies!” Sister Mary yells from the back: Not the chickens, please, not the chickens! “I said ALL of your food and supplies!” replied the bandit. “Plus, we are going to rape everyone of you!” “Not Superior Sister Prudence, please! She’s 80 years old!” yelled sister Mary again. Before the bandit could say anything there was a commotion in the back. It was Superior Sister Prudence making her way to the front yelling: “He said EVERYONE!”.
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Joke Of The Day: At The Catholic Hospital
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A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. “Do you have health insurance?” she asked. He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.” The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?” He replied, “No money in the bank.” “Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the irritated nun. He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.” The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.” The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.
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