Common Sense Evaluation

A “modern” Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their Mullah for counselling. The man asks, “We realize it’s a tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we’d like your permission to dance together.”

“Absolutely not,” says the Mullah. “It’s immoral. Men & women always dance separately.”

“So I can’t even dance with my own wife?”

“No,” said the Mullah, “It is forbidden”

“Well, okay,” says the man, “What about sex? Can we finally have sex?”

“Of course!” replies the Mullah, “Allah ho Akbar! Sex is OK, to have children!”

“What about different positions?” asks the man.

“Allah ho Akbar! No problem,” says the Mullah.

“Woman on top?” the man asks.

“Sure,” says the Mullah. “Allah ho Akbar. Go for it!”

“Doggy style?”

“Sure! Allah ho Akbar!”

“On the kitchen table?”

“Yes, yes! Allah ho Akbar!”

“Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?”

“You may indeed. Allah ho Akbar!”

“Can we do it standing up?”

“No.” says the Mullah.”

“Why not?” asks the man.

“Because that could lead to dancing!”