Joke Of The Day

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Oct 132009
 

A customer goes into an adult toy store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Sales Clerk: “Male or female?”

Customer: “Female.”

Sales Clerk: “Black or white?”

Customer: “White.”

Sales Clerk: “Christian or Muslim?”

Customer: “What difference does religion make?”

Sales Clerk: “The Muslim doll blows itself up.”

Towel Heads

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Oct 042009
 

Recently at work I received a warning about the use of the politically incorrect term “Towel Heads”. It read:

We all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I have been informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us, do not like to be called “Towel Heads”. The item they wear on their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact, a small folded sheet. Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as “Sheet Heads”.

Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.