Egyptian Revolution

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Jan 312011
 

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Violent clashes between police and demonstrators as over ten thousand gather on the streets of Cairo. The Egyptian population has endured a tyrants rule for far too long, millions struggle each day to find where their next meal is coming from. January 25th, 2011 marks the day when the people rise and take back what’s rightfully there’s. This isn’t the end, but hopefully the beginning to a long awaited regime change! Send to everyone and let them know.

Joke Of The Day

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Jan 232011
 

In 1872 the Muslims invented the condom using the lower intestine of a goat.

In 1873 the British somewhat modified the idea by removing the intestine from the goat first.

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Jan 222011
 

Achmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East. He was only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.

Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said “Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.”

Achmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said “It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?”

The doctor said “You were homesick.”

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Jan 162011
 

A young Arab asks his father, “What is that weird hat you are wearing?”

The father said, “Why, it’s a ‘chechia’ because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun.”

“And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?” asked the young man.

“It’s a ‘djbellah’ because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body.” said the father.

The son asked, “And what about these ugly shoes on your feet?

His father replied, “These are ‘babouches’, which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert.”

“Tell me, Abba?” added the boy.

“Yes, my son?”

“Why are we living in Dearborn, Michigan and you’re still wearing all this CRAP?”