Joke Of The Day: Remember 9-11

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Sep 112012
 

Rubber ChickenI was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct taped on the trunk of their car and a “Remember 9-11” slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled, “praise Allah” and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, ” Man… that could have been me!” So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver

 

 

Joke Of The Day: 8-19-2012

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Aug 192012
 

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department.

The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies ets) and was constantly sending his man-servant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.

Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed.

“Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water??” demanded the Grand Emir.

“A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One,” stammered the wretched Abdul, “white man sit on well.”

A Walk For The President

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Aug 162012
 

Do you remember this quote from Barack Hussein Obama?

“Whatever we once were, we’re no longer a Christian nation. At least not just. We are also a Jewish nation, a Muslim nation, and a Buddhist nation, and a Hindu nation, and a nation of nonbelievers.”

Well maybe he needs to take a walk in the nation’s capital as Stuart Shepard suggests.

Feel free to pass this on.