Joke Of The Day: 8-19-2012

An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department.

The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies ets) and was constantly sending his man-servant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.

Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed.

“Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water??” demanded the Grand Emir.

“A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One,” stammered the wretched Abdul, “white man sit on well.”

A Walk For The President

Do you remember this quote from Barack Hussein Obama?

“Whatever we once were, we’re no longer a Christian nation. At least not just. We are also a Jewish nation, a Muslim nation, and a Buddhist nation, and a Hindu nation, and a nation of nonbelievers.”

Well maybe he needs to take a walk in the nation’s capital as Stuart Shepard suggests.

Feel free to pass this on.

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