Lesson On Irony

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Feb 182014
 
Lesson On Irony

 
Two Statements that speak volumes:

Irony 1

“We are told NOT to judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics.”

BUT on the other hand……. “We are also encouraged TO judge ALL Gun Owners by the actions of a few lunatics.”

Irony 2

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 47 million people as of the most recent figures available in 2013.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us “Please Do Not Feed the Animals.”

Their stated reason for the policy is because “The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.”

Thus Ends Today’s Lesson On Irony

 

Joke Of The Day: Sneaky Muslim

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Jan 282014
 
Rubber Chicken I woke up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and noticed a Muslim sneaking through my next door neighbor’s garden.

Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel, killing him instantly. He then began to dig a grave with the shovel.

Astonished I got back into bed.

My wife said, ​”​You’re shaking, what is it?“​

“​You’ll never believe what I’ve just seen,”​ I said, “That Bastard next door still has my shovel​!”

 

 
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