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A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, ‘Male or female?’ The customer says, ‘Female.’ The counter guy asks, ‘Black or white? The customer says, ‘White.’ The counter guy asks, ‘Christian or Muslim?’ The customer says, ‘What the hell does religion have to do with it?’ The counter guy says, ‘The Muslim one blows itself up.’ |
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A devout Salafist Muslim enters a cab in London.
He asked the cab driver to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no Western style music or radios. The cab driver turned off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. The Salafist asked him “What are you doing?” The cabbie answered, “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis either, so piss off and wait for a camel.” |
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Eight year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.
“What’s your name? asked the teacher. “Mohammad,” he replied. “You’re in Ireland now,” replied the teacher. “So from now on you will be known as Mike.” Mohammad returned home after school. “How was your day, Mohammad?” his mother asked. “My name is not Mohammad. I’m in Ireland and now my name is Mike.” “Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, and your religion? Shame on you!” And his mother beat him. Then she called his father, who beat him again. The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his bruises. “What happened to you, Mike?” she asked. Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two Muslims. |
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Surprise! Brooklyn cop killer Ismaaiyl Brinsley’s Facebook page has Qur’an quote: “Strike terror into the hearts of the enemies of Allah”
It turns out he was member of The Religion of Peace… go figure!
If Obama had a son….
Ismaaiyl Brinsley murdered two policemen in Brooklyn today, as they were having lunch. The murders are being reported as revenge for the deaths of Eric Garner and Michael Brown. However, there appears to be more to the story. His Facebook page contains a photo of Qur’an 8:60, which includes the phrase, “Strike terror into the hearts of the enemies of Allah.”
He also identifies himself as an Arabic speaker, which is not common among gangbangers.
A Muslim man who has been radicalized by ISIS propaganda assaulted a group of police officers with a hatchet in New York City yesterday.
Was it an act of terror or just “Walk Place Violence”?
A hatchet-wielding man attacked a group of patrol officers in a busy commercial district in Queens on Thursday, injuring two before the other officers shot and killed him, New York City police said. A bystander was wounded in the gunfire.
The deceased suspect has been identified in multiple reports as 32-year-old Zale Thompson, an apparent Muslim who lived in Queens.
At a news conference at a hospital where one officer was being treated for a serious head wound, Police Commissioner William Bratton said that investigators were still trying to determine a motive.
