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December 18, 2011September 9, 2012 gags

Jokes

Joke Of The Day

November 2, 2011September 9, 2012 gags

Q: What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?

A: An Italian mother says, “If you don’t eat it, I’ll kill you.” A Jewish mother says, “If you don’t eat it, I’ll kill myself.”

Amusing

Picture Of The Day: Happy Mother’s Day

May 8, 2011 gags

Riddles

Random Riddle

May 8, 2011September 9, 2012 gags

It was a grandmother, her daughter, and her granddaughter.

Hold your mouse over for the answer.

Two mothers and two daughters go to eat at a restaraunt and get a table for three.

How can this be?

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Allen West Challenges Conservative Mothers: ‘Spartan Women… Raise Spartan Men’

April 25, 2011 gags

Transcript:

But when you understood what made the Spartan men strong, it was the Spartan women. Because the Spartan women at the age of nine gave up their male sons. And their male sons went into a training that was called the Agoge and they stayed in that training for the next eleven to twelve years. And when they were finally qualified, when they were finally ready to join the ranks for the Spartan army, it was not their father who gave them their cloak and shield. It was their mother who gave them their shield. And when the Spartan mother gave that young Spartan warrior his shield, she gave him this basic commandment: “Spartan, here is your shield. Come back bearing this shield or being borne upon it!”

When Queen Gorgo, wife of King Leonidas, was questioned by the Persian emissary and she somewhat spoke out of turn to this Persian emissary, he tried to rebuke her. And she looked at him and said “Persian, beware, for it is Spartan women who raise Spartan men.”

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