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How many of each animal did Moses have on his ark?
Tag: Moses
Joke Of The Day
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses “I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days.”
Moses says “Yeah sure.”
Jesus gets up and says “I think I’ll walk on the water, that was always a good one.” So Jesus walks over to the edge of the boat, steps into the water, and sinks like a stone.
Moses drags Jesus back into the boat and revives him.
Moses then says “What’s the problem?” and Jesus says, “I think its the holes in my feet!”
Joke Of The Day
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses “I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days.”
Moses says “Yeah sure.”
So Jesus gets up and says “I think I’ll walk on the water, that was always a good one.”
So Jesus walks over to the edge of the boat, steps into the water, and sinks like a stone.
Moses drags Jesus back into the boat and revives him. Moses then says “What’s the problem?”
Jesus says, “I think its the holes in my feet!”
Joke Of The Day
Moses was walking down the street when he bumped into George W. Bush. “Hello,” Bush said. “Nice weather we’re having, huh?” Moses took one look at the President, turned, and ran in the other direction.
The next day Moses was walking down the same street and there was Bush. Again he tried to initiate a conversation. Again Moses turned and ran away.
Bush was tired of this bizarre treatment, so the next time Moses ran away from him, Bush followed. When he caught up, he asked Moses what was wrong.
Moses said, “The last time I talked to a bush I spent 40 years in the desert.”
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