Tag: Monkeys
Joke Of The Day
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he`s drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did?” The guy says, “No, what?” “He just ate the cue ball off my pool table – whole!” says the bartender. “Yeah, that doesn`t surprise me,” replies the patron. “He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I`ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.” He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he`s in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did now?” “Now what?” asks the patron. “Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!” says the barkeeper.
“Yeah, that doesn`t surprise me,” replies the patron. “He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!”
5 Monkeys
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“Only two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity. And I am not so sure about the former.” ~ Albert Einstein
Video Description:
Start with a cage containing 5 monkeys…. this story illustrates how human society keeps doing the same things over and over again because – “that’s the way things have always been done around here”.
Joke Of The Day
A man walks into a store that specializes in trained monkeys. In amazement, the man walks to a corner and sees a monkey for sale for $5000.
“What does this monkey do?”, asks the man.
The store owner replies, “That’s a laborer monkey, he can set forms, build walls, and shingle roofs.”
“What about this one?”, asks the patron as he motions towards the $20,000 monkey.
“That’s a foreman monkey. He can tell all of your laborer monkeys what to do. Monkeys are a PIA, so you need one that can keep them in line”
“OK, but what does the $50,000 monkey do?”
“He just sits on his ass, drinks beer, and plays computer games. He’s the Project Manager”
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