It can buy you a House,
But not a Home.
It can buy you a Bed,
But not Sleep.
It can buy you a Clock,
But not Time.
It can buy you a Book,
But not Knowledge.
It can buy you a Position,
But not Respect.
It can buy you Medicine,
But not Health.
It can buy you Blood,
But not Life.
It can buy you Sex,
But not Love.
So you see, money isn’t everything. The best things in life can’t be bought, and often we destroy ourselves trying!
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your needless pain and suffering…
So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A truer Friend than me you will never find.
CASH ONLY, PLEASE
25 Odd Jobs That Make Good Money
Ever wonder how much money a human scarecrow makes? Did you know you could make money as a TV watcher?
This infographic gives you all the info you need about the 25 oddest jobs, that surprisingly make good money.
Confucius Say: Money
How Investment Accounts Are Taxed
This handy chart tells you how basic investment accounts are taxed.
Investing isn’t nearly as intimidating as it seems. But all of the tax rules for different investing accounts can be overwhelming. The folks at Bankrate break down the basics in one simple chart.
Some investment accounts are taxable, and others, like an IRA, are tax-advantaged. You’ll pay your taxes either way, but tax-advantaged simply means you can either deduct your contributions from your taxes now or withdraw your money tax-free later.
But it doesn’t mean you won’t have to pay taxes at all. We’ve told you the details about how taxes work with investments before. But if you’re looking for a quick reference guide, Bankrate’s chart tells you what the rules are and how you’ll be taxed.




