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Everybody Draw Mohammed Day!
Dan Savage at The Stranger has declared May 20, 2010 “Everybody Draw Mohammad Day,” in support of ‘South Park’ producers Matt Stone and Trey Parker and in opposition to religious thuggery.
I’m going to make three submissions, but under the pseudo-names “Nancy Pelosi”, “Harry Reid” and “Barack Hussein Obama”.
Let’s see how the Religion of Peace deals with it.
Joke Of The Day
Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.
He is very excited; all his life he’s had a secret wish & longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard. ‘Are you Mohammed?’ he asks.
‘No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.’ Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, ‘Are you Mohammed?’
‘No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.’
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder; yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, ‘Are you Mohammed?’
‘No, I am Jesus… You will find Mohammed higher up.’
Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.
Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: ‘Are you Mohammed?’ he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
‘No, my son…. I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee..?’
‘Yes! Please, my Lord,’ Obama exclaims.
God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: ‘Hey Mohammed– two coffees!’
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