Joke Of The Day

A large group of lingering Taliban soldiers is moving down a road when they hear a voice from behind a sand dune:

“One U.S. Special Forces soldier is better than 10 Taliban!”

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun battle erupts, then silence.

The voice then calls out, “One U.S. Special Forces soldier is better than 100 Taliban!”

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and, instantly, a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

The American voice calls out once more, “One U.S. Special Forces soldier is better than 1,000 Taliban!”

The enraged Taliban Commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannons, rockets and machine guns ring out as a huge battle rages. Then silence.

Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and, with his dying words, tells his commander, “Don’t send any more men! It’s a trap—there are two of them!”

The Pentagon Announces New Elite Fighting Unit

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)


These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1.The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

A Marine Giving an Iraqi Cab Driver Some Motherly Advice

This is a hilarious video of a patriotic American fighting in Iraq with a fantastic sense of humor unwinding in a way only a member of our Armed Forces can relate to.

Turn up the audio to hear the Marine and appreciate his brand of humor.

Wear your seatbelt. Don’t run with scissors. Drink milk”.

God Bless all our fighting men and women—heroes all.

Joke Of The Day

“Herman and the Army”

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North
Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued
him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber
sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman
a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist
yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock
strap.

The Army has been looking for Herman for
51 years.

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