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May 022011
 

Hillary Clinton comes home unexpectedly one day and finds Bill Clinton in bed with a lady midget.

Upset and furious over his actions, Hillary screams, “You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!”

Trying his best to calm her down, Bill turns to Hillary and says, “Take it easy Dear, Can’t you see I’m trying to taper off?”

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Apr 072011
 

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice.

The woman immediately goes into her supervisor’s office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why.

The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says, “What’s wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?”

The woman replies, “He’s a midget.”