This should only apply to the people who voted for this idiot!
Tag: Michelle Obama
How Did The Human Race Start?
A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked; ‘How did the human race start?’
Sarah Palin answered, ‘God made Adam and Eve; They had children; and so was all mankind made.’
Two days later the girl wrote to Michelle Obama and asked the same question.
Michelle Obama answered, ‘Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.’
The confused girl went to her father and said, ‘Dad, how is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the Human race was created by God, and Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys.’
The father answered, ‘Well, Dear, it is very simple, Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors and Michelle Obama told you about hers.’
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words!
Hey Liberals… this is the real Michelle Obama!
U.S first lady Michelle Obama and France’s First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy attend a ceremony to mark the 65th anniversary of the D-Day landings in Normandy at Colleville-sur-Mer cemetery, June 6, 2009.
Joke Of The Day
A man is sitting in a bar far from home when Barack Obama comes on TV. The man looks at the TV and says, “Obama is a horse’s ass.”
Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches him in the face, knocking the first guy off his bar stool, then stomps out.
He gets up, rubbing his cheek and orders another beer.
Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV. He looks at the TV and says, “She is a horse’s ass too!”
Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.
He gets back up and looks at the bartender, “I take it this is Obama country?”
“Nope.” replies the bartender. “Horse country.”
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