Tag: Michelle Obama
Joke Of The Day
Barack Obama went out the front door of the White House to pick up the morning paper and he noticed someone had written “Obama you are a Loser” in pee in the snow. He was furious stormed inside and rang the chief of the FBI and demanded to know who was responsible.
The FBI sent over a team of experts to do every possible test on the message. At 4pm that afternoon the chief went to the White House to brief the President. Well what is it asked the president . “I have some bad news and some very bad news Mr President” said the chief.
“Whats the bad news?” asked the president.
“Sir the bad news is the DNA test revealed the urine was Joe Biden’s.”
“WHAT!” shout the president “after all the support I have given him.”
“Thats not all sir ” said the chief “there is even worse news.”
“What is it asked the president?”
It’s Michelle’s hand writing!”
Joke Of The Day
Barack Obama walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Michelle.
The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.
“I’ll have your biggest, juiciest T Bone steak,” answers the President.
“But sir, what about the Mad Cow?” asks the waiter.
“Oh,” answers Barack, “She’ll order for herself.”
Michelle Obama Now Requires 26 Servants
That’s funny… I don’t see an Ass Wiping Czar on the list.
“In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much,” she said. “See, that’s why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service,” ~ Michelle Obama.
We were wrong.
Michelle Obama, as we reported on July 7, is not served by twenty-two attendants who stand by to cater to her every whim.
She is served by twenty-six attendants, including a hair dresser and make-up artist.
The annual cost to taxpayers for such unprecedented attention is approximately $1,750,000 without taking into account the expense of the lavish benefit packages afforded to every attendant.
Little did American voters realize the call for “change” would result in the establishment of an Obama oligarchy.
The discovery of the additional attendants was made by D’Angelo Gore of factcheck.org and by calls to Katie McCormick Lelyyeld, Michelle Obama’s press secretary.
Mr. Gore launched his investigation of the First Lady’s staff in the wake of an article that appeared on thelastcrusade.org and Canada Free Press on July 7.
The article, which became a chain letter viewed by millions of Americans, reported that Michelle Obama requires more than twenty attendants – – more than any First Lady in U.S. History. It provided the following list of White House staff members assigned to the First Lady:
- $172,2000 – Sher, Susan (Chief Of Staff)
- $140,000 – Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy And Projects For The First Lady)
- $113,000 – Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Secretary)
- $102,000 – Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady)
- $102,000 – Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
- $90,000 – Medina, David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
- $84,000 – Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)
- $75,000 – Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady)
- $70,000 – Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady)
- $65,000 – Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
- $65,000 – Reinstein, Joseph B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
- $62,000 – Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator For The First Lady)
- $60,000 – Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady)
- $60,000 – Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)
- $52,500 – Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary To The First Lady)
- $50,000 – Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide To The First Lady)
- $45,000 – Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence For The First Lady)
- $45,000 – Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)
- $40,000 – Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
- $36,000 – Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)
- $36,000 – Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)
- $36,000 – Jackson, Deilia A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)
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