Common Sense Evaluation

The President and Mrs. Obama are in the front row just above the dug out at a Yankees game. The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents. One of them leans over and whispers something in the President’s ear.

Barack Obama pauses, then grabs Michelle by the scruff of the neck and heaves her over the railing. She falls 10 feet to the top of the dug out, kicking and screaming obscenities all the way down, and after she lands, the President bows to the crowd, and shakes hands and “high five’s” everyone near him.

The same Secret Service agent again leans over and whispers, “No Mr. President, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH.”