Joke Of The Day

Hillary Clinton and Michelle Obama were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

Hillary Clinton said, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.”

Michelle Obama responded, “Oh, that’s nothing, I’m thinking of having my asshole bleached!”

“Whoa,” replied Hillary. “I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!”

Joke Of The Day

Barack Hussein Obama walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Michelle.

The waiter approaches the table and asks for his order.

“I’ll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil,” answers the President.

“But sir, what about the mad cow?!!” asks the waiter.

“Oh,” answers Barack, “she’ll order for herself.”

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