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Joke Of The Day: Lost Wallet

Rubber ChickenA guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification.

Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

“May I see your identification, please?” asked the agent.

“I’m sorry, but I lost my wallet,” replied the guy..

“Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry,” said the agent.

“But I can prove I’m an American!” he exclaimed. “I have a picture of Ronald

Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other.”

“This I gotta see,” replied the agent.

With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.

“By golly, you’re right!” exclaimed the agent. “Have a safe trip back to Chicago.”

“Thanks!” he said. “But how did you know I was from Chicago?”

The agent replied, “I recognized Obama in the middle.

 

 

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Joke Of The Day: The Firing Squad

Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney and Barack Hussein Obama were set to face a firing squad in Mexico. Sarah Palin was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given, she yelled out, “Cyclone!”

The firing squad panicked and Sarah, taking the opportunity, managed to escape.

Mitt Romney was next to be placed against the wall. The squad collected again and Mitt wondered if he could try his luck. So, just before the firing order was given, he shouted, “Twister!”

Again the squad ran helter skelter and Mitt, taking advantage of the situation, gave them the slip.

Now, it was Obama’s turn and he was placed against the wall. He thought to himself, “I can play the same game – I just have to scream out something about a disaster and escape.”

As the guns were raised in his direction, he confidently screamed, “Fire!”

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