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Joke Of The Day

A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification.
Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home, but was stopped by the Customs Agent at the Tijuana border.

‘May I see your identification, please?’ asked the agent.

‘I’m sorry, but I lost my wallet,’ replied the guy.

‘Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border,’ said the agent.

‘But I can prove that I’m an American!’ he exclaimed.

‘I have a picture of Bill Clinton tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of Hillary Clinton tattooed on the other.’

‘This I gotta see,’ replied the agent.

With that, Joe dropped his pants and bent over in front of the agent.

‘By golly, you’re right!’ exclaimed the agent. ‘Have Fun In Chicago.

‘Thanks!’ he said. ‘But how did you know I was from Chicago?’

The agent replied, ‘I recognized Barack Obama in the Middle.’

Amusing

Climate Scam – The Game is Up

Here’s the truest point I’ve heard a politician make about the Cancun global warming conference. UKIP’s Paul Nuttall mockingly congratulates fellow European politicians – just back from the conference – on ensuring that dictators will get more Mercedes cars and private jets.

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News Flash – Obama and Holder Hold News Conference on Beheading in Arizona

President Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder held a a news conference this morning on the beheading in Arizona by suspected Mexican drug gangs. President Obama said: “Look folks…this whole thing is being overblown, just another GOP effort to stoke the fires of anti-immigrant fervor. Our initial investigation shows this was not a “murder” at all…I’ll have Holder speak to the details…”

Attorney General Holder stated: “This was not a murder by Mexicans. The gentleman who passed away apparently choked on a chicken bone and several of his undocumented immigrant friends who were visiting from across the border tried to give him a tracheotomy…unsuccessfully. This is a very delicate operation and apparently his friends lacked the training to do it successfully and accidentally severed his head in the process. These immigrants are not murderers, they are victims who should be given a life saving medal for their heroic efforts”.

President Obama then continued: “Because of their heroic, but unsuccessful efforts, I am committing a billion dollars to training basic lifesaving techniques, in Spanish, to undocumented aliens. Without training these kinds of accidents will happen and it was an unnecessary tragedy that we are responsible for…had we trained our visitors before this mans life may have been saved. I am going to give the Presidents Medal to all three gentleman who heroically tried to save this man…however, they are all back in Mexico…we fully expect them to come back across the border in a day or two so as soon as we can contact them we will have a News Conference to award them for their heroic efforts.”

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