Tag: Mexicans
Joke Of The Day: Praying For Food
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A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work.
His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray: “Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family…” Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the Black man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with a broken grocery sack. When the Mexican man opens his eyes, a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill and lands at his feet! “Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you!” he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos. “But wouldn’t you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other things?” she inquires. “No,”the husband says, “Jesus sent this to me with a message… As I ran home, I kept hearing Him yell, ‘THAT’S NACHO CHEESE! THAT’S NACHO CHEESE!’ |
Call Jesus
As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family’s lives, my friends’ lives and what’s happening in Paris, Washington, Moscow, Ukraine, the Middle East, Socialism, Trump, ISIS, the downgrading of our military, 25,000 Syrian refugees, the terrorists and illegals infiltrating our borders, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a road sign that said:
“NEED HELP? CALL JESUS
1-800-005-3159”
Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number.
A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
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