Tag: Mexicans
Joke Of The Day
There’s a Russian, a Mexican, and an American standing at the edge of a cliff and have to throw something into the ocean of what they have most in there country. The Russian takes off his long hat and says, “I have a lot of these in my country”, and throws it in. Then the Mexican goes next and takes out a taco and says, “I have a lot of these in my country”, and throws it in. Then, the American went next and thinks about what he has most in his country and grabs the Mexican and says, “I have a lot of these in my country and throws him in.”
Take Down the Bird Feeder
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with bird seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is, as I filled it lovingly with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.
Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table…. everywhere!
Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.
Other birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the bird feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the night and day and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.
After a while, I couldn’t even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.
Soon the back yard was like it used to be….quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.
Now let’s see. Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care. and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.
Then the illegal came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child’s 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the classroom doesn’t speak English.
Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press one to hear my bank talk to me in English and people waving flags other than “Old Glory” are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.
Just my opinion, but maybe it’s time for the Government to take down the bird feeder!
Joe Legal vs Jose Illegal
You have 2 families… “Joe Legal” and “Jose Illegal”. Both families have 2 parents, 2 children and live in California .
“Joe Legal” works in construction, has a Social Security Number, and makes $25.00 per hour with payroll taxes deducted.
“Jose Illegal” also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash “under the table”.
Joe Legal… $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week = $52,000 per year. Now take away 30% for state and federal tax. Joe Legal now has $31,231.00.
Jose Illegal… $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week = $31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00.
Joe Legal pays for Medical and Dental Insurance with limited coverage…. $1000.00 per month = $12,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $19,231.00.
Jose Illegal has full Medical and Dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.
Joe Legal makes too much money to be eligible for Food Stamps or Welfare so Joe Legal pays for food… $1,000.00 per month = $12,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00.
Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for Food Stamps and Welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.
Joe Legal pays rent of $1,000.00 per month = $12,000.00 per year. Joe Legal is now in the hole –<$4,769.00>.
Jose Illegal receives a $500 per month Federal rent subsidy, which entirely pays his rent of $500.00 per month = $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.
Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays and gets a part time job after work to make ends meet.
Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.
Joe Legal’s and Jose Illegal’s children both attend the same school.
Joe Legal pays for his children’s lunches while Jose Illegal’s children get free government sponsored lunches.
Joe Legal’s children go home after school. Jose Illegal’s children have an after school ESL program which, again, is provided free of charge.
Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same Police and Fire Services, but Joe Legal paid for them and Jose Illegal did not pay.
ARE YOU PISSED YET?
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