Joke Of The Day: Female Hormones In Beer

Joke Of The Day: Female Hormones In Beer Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.

It was then observed that 100 % of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

 

 

 

Product Of The Day: Remove Your Back Hair Painlessly With The BaKblade

The incredibly unfortunately spelled BaKblade removes back hair with ease and efficiency.

Remove Your Back Hair Painlessly With The BaKblade

If you have so much back hair that you don’t know whether to laugh or cry, then we got a product for you.

For millions of men around the world, unwanted back hair is an uncomfortable reality. The BaKblade makes the hair removal process quick, easy, pain-free, and affordable. You got enough to worry about, let BaKblade care for your back. However, we will warn you. You may experience frustration for only finding out about us now and not sooner.

Get the ultimate dry shave with our patented dryGlide technology

Our patented BaKblade blades are specifically designed to shave back & body hair which in most areas tends to be less coarse than typically found with facial hair. That being said, the BaKblade technology is designed to control razor flexibility in a manner that allows a lighter and less rigid friction between razor and skin surface. That means an easy and pain-free shave.

How did we do it?

Compared to most facial razors, which strive to create a flexible environment around the razor, we create a less flexible outside environment with a flexible cutting blade. This means our blades allow our customers the option of either DRY shaving (shaving without the use of a lubricating shaving cream or gel) or WET shaving (shaving with the use of a lubricating shaving cream or gel).

If you ever attempted to shave your own back we don’t need to tell you this is a big deal.

ESCAPE YOUR APE

No problem!  Our patented dryGlide technology allows our BaKblade cartridges to gently glide through thick or thin patches of back hair and body hair.  So, whether you have “patchy” spots of hair on your back and body or if you are so hairy that you are often referred to as a “Hairy  Ape” there is no job too great or small for the BaKblade.

Buy it here and remove your unwanted ape hair!
 
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The Perfect Man And The Perfect Woman

The Perfect Man And The Perfect Woman

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)

The perfect woman survived. She’s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

Men keep scrolling ****.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen.

 

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