Apr 052017
Joke Of The Day: Female Hormones In Beer
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Mar 262017
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Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100 % of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
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Mar 072017
The incredibly unfortunately spelled BaKblade removes back hair with ease and efficiency.
If you have so much back hair that you don’t know whether to laugh or cry, then we got a product for you.
For millions of men around the world, unwanted back hair is an uncomfortable reality. The BaKblade makes the hair removal process quick, easy, pain-free, and affordable. You got enough to worry about, let BaKblade care for your back. However, we will warn you. You may experience frustration for only finding out about us now and not sooner.
Get the ultimate dry shave with our patented dryGlide technology
How did we do it? Compared to most facial razors, which strive to create a flexible environment around the razor, we create a less flexible outside environment with a flexible cutting blade. This means our blades allow our customers the option of either DRY shaving (shaving without the use of a lubricating shaving cream or gel) or WET shaving (shaving with the use of a lubricating shaving cream or gel). If you ever attempted to shave your own back we don’t need to tell you this is a big deal. ESCAPE YOUR APE
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Our patented BaKblade blades are specifically designed to shave back & body hair which in most areas tends to be less coarse than typically found with facial hair. That being said, the BaKblade technology is designed to control razor flexibility in a manner that allows a lighter and less rigid friction between razor and skin surface. That means an easy and pain-free shave.
No problem! Our patented dryGlide technology allows our BaKblade cartridges to gently glide through thick or thin patches of back hair and body hair. So, whether you have “patchy” spots of hair on your back and body or if you are so hairy that you are often referred to as a “Hairy Ape” there is no job too great or small for the BaKblade.Buy it here and remove your unwanted ape hair!
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