Common Sense Evaluation

A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of the toilet. But each time he looked up the illuminated sign proclaimed that it was occupied. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested that he use the plane’s new prototype women’s toilet. But he mustn’t press any of the buttons inside. They were labelled WW,WA,PP and ATR.

The man’s curiosity got the better of him and he started pressing the buttons. When he pressed WW, Warm fragrant Water was sprayed all over his ass. He thought, WOW, the women really have it made.

Still curious, he pressed the button marked WA, and a gentle breeze of Warm Air quickly dried his hindquarters. He thought this was fantastic and reached for the button marked PP. This yielded a large Powder Puff that delicately applied a soft talc on his rear.

Naturally he couldn’t resist the last button marked ATR.When he woke up in the hospital, he buzzed the nurse.’What happened to me? The last thing I remember is that I was in the new Ladies room on the plane.’

‘Yes, apparently you were having a great time until you pressed the ATR button, which stands for Automatic Tampon Removal. Your penis is under your pillow.’

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, “What did you steal?” She replied, “A can of peaches.”

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She replied 6.

The judge then said, “I will then give you 6 days in jail.”

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman’s husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, “What is it?”

The husband said, “She also stole a can of peas.”

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts”

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, “Quick, bring me another beer. It’s gonna start.”

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, “Quick, another beer before it starts.”

“That’s it!” She blows her top, “You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don’t you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?”

The husband sighed. “Oh shit, it started!”