Joke Of The Day

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Apr 302010
 

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tags along.

When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, ” I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample.”

The old man being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells “WHAT”… “What did he say?”

His wife yelled back “HE NEEDS YOUR UNDERWEAR.”

Joke Of The Day

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Apr 102010
 

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, ‘You should do it because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.

The husband said, ‘You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because this is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.’

The wife replies, ‘No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee..’

The husband replies, ‘I can’t believe that,show me.’

So she fetched the Bible,and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says……..’HEBREWS’