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Joke Of The Day: Career Change

Rubber Chicken Dr. Jones had served many years as an Obstetrician/gynecologist, but he felt he had reached a saturation point. His mind was no longer in his job. He wanted to do something else for the rest of his life. Dr. Jones had a fascination for mechanical things and remembered he enjoyed automotive training in school and, therefore decided to go in for a career change and to become an auto mechanic. He enrolled at an automotive school.

He completed the course and was required to appear for the final exams. The physical exam consisted of taking a car engine apart and then putting it back together. Dr. Jones completed his project and was amazed to receive a grade of 125%. Dr. Jones asked the examiner how could he score a 125%.

“Well,” answered the examiner, “I granted you 50% for taking the engine apart, 50% for putting it back together and another 25% for doing everything through the muffler”!

 

 

Amusing Information

Jumpr Portable Jump Starter

Jumpr Portable Jump Starter

Jumpr
JUMPR is an incredibly slim, portable battery from Juno Power that can jump-start a car.

The perfect product for a late night infomercial!

The Juno Power JUMPR jump starting a dead Honda Civic.

The JUMPR is a 12V output car jumper with a peak amp of 300A. It charges via micro USB or 12V DC. See more at http://www.junopower.com

Capacity: 6000mAh
Size: 139 x 75 x 15mm
Weight: 7 Ounces
Output 1: 12V (150-350A).
Output 2: USB 5V 2.1A
Minimum Cycles: 500+

JUMPR charges via Micro USB cable or 12V Cigarette port. Cables are included.
JUMPR comes with proprietary jumper cables which are also included.

Proprietary jumper cables protects against backwards recharging and short circuit protection. Charging to the JUMPR is automatically cut off once the vehicle has been started.

via Laughing Squid

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