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A woman notices her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “You know, that’s not going to help,” she says.
“Sure it does,” he answers. “It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
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Tag: Marriage
Joke Of The Day: The Study
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A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, where as women use 20,000 words per day.
His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Her husband looked stunned. He said “What?”
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Joke Of The Day: Mood Ring
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My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns a beautiful blue-green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.
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