Tag: Marriage
Joke Of The Day: Awkward Visit
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My wife ran away with my best friend. A year later both of them were at my front door ringing the bell. They rang the bell for an hour straight. Reluctantly I answered the door.
They said they wanted to apologize for the way things happened. Boy, was I relieved, I thought he was trying to bring her back.
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Joke Of The Day: Fur Coat
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A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat.
“This year,” she says, “I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and Dad shop for me.” The daughter nods in agreement. “And I think this fur coat would be perfect too.” The daughter protests, “But Mom, some helpless, poor, dumb creature has to suffer so that you can have this.” “Don’t worry, honey,” says the mother. “Your father won’t get the bill for a couple of weeks.”
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