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Joke Of The Day: A Great Relationship

Joke Of The Day: A Great Relationship A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

“Oh, we’ll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship,” the husband explained. “She was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. She communicates well and I act like I’m listening.”

 

 

 

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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

Fourteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

  1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
  2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
  3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
  4. Dogs’ parents never visit.
  5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
  6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
  7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re pissed.
  8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
  9. Dogs won’t wake you up at night to ask: “If I died, would you get another dog?”
  10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell ’em.
  11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don’t run around frantically with room spray.
  12. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
  13. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won’t kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.

    14. And last, but not least:

  14. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won’t take half your stuff….

Makes you wonder…:)

 

 
 

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