Joke Of The Day: Long-Term Stress

Joke Of The Day: Long-Term Stress A woman goes with her husband to the doctor for his exam. After the exam, the doctor pulls the wife aside and says, “Your husband is suffering from severe long-term stress, and he is a good candidate for a heart attack or stroke. If you don’t do the following three things, he will surely die.”

“First, every morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Second, when he gets home, make him a warm, nutritious dinner and don’t burden him with household chores. Third, have sex with him several times a week.”

On the way home, the husband asks the wife, “I saw the doctor talking to you and he looked serious. What did he say?”

The wife replies, “He says you’re going to die.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Skin Graft

Joke Of The Day: The Skin Graft A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, ‘Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.’

‘My darling,’ he replied, ‘I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.

 

 

 

 

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