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Aug 052010
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Jul 122010
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks.
This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf book-keeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.
When the Godfather goes to shake down the book-keeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the book-keeper: “Where is the $10 million bucks you embezzled from me?”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks the book-keeper where the money is hidden.
The book-keeper signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
The lawyer tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”
That’s when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the book-keeper’s temple, cocks it up and says: “Ask him again!”
The attorney signs to the underling: “He’ll kill you for sure if you don’t tell him!”
The book-keeper signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens!”
The Godfather asks the lawyer: “Well, what’d he say?”
The lawyer replies “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger!”
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Mar 012010
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Jul 172009
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying.
He calls his grandson to his bedside. “
Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you
to take-a my chrome plated .38
revolver so you will always
remember me.”
“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns.
How about you leave me your Rolex watch
instead?”
“You lissina me, boy.
Somma day you gonna be runna DA
business, you gonna have a
beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and
maybe a couple of bambinos “
“Somma day you gonna come-a home and
maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man..
“Whatta you gonna do then?
Pointa to you watch and say, ‘Time’s Up’?
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May 212009
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.” The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”
The attorney tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.” The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper’s temple and says, “Ask him again!” The attorney signs to the bookkeeper “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him!”
The bookkeeper signs back: “OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in Queens !” The Godfather asks the attorney: “Well, what’d he say?” The attorney replies: “He says you don’t have the balls to pull the trigger.”