Joke Of The Day: Walking On Water

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Apr 112014
 
Rubber Chicken A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boat not from the lake shore.The pastor had to make a trip to the port-a-potty located on the shore, so he got out of the boat, walked across the water and in the same matter, came back to the boat after he was finished.

A little later, the priest had to make the trip also. He got out of the boat, walked across the water, visited the bathroom and in the same manner, came back to the boat.

Still later, the rabbi needed to go ashore. He got out of the boat and immediately sank.

The pastor looked at the priest and said, “Do you think we ought to tell him where the rocks are?”

 

 

Where Is Your OPT OUT?

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Oct 212013
 

Where Is Your OPT OUT?

Obama and his goons in the IRS are holding a gun to the average American’s head forcing us to accept ObamaCare.

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Joke Of The Day

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Mar 042012
 

A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.

“I’ve had a pretty good life,” the twenty proclaimed. “Why I’ve been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York, performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean.”

“Wow!” said the one-dollar bill. “You’ve really had an exciting life!”

“So tell me,” says the twenty, “where have you been throughout your lifetime?”

The one dollar bill replies, “Oh, I’ve been to the Catholic Church, Lutheran Church, the Baptist Church, and the Methodist Church.” The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, “What’s a church?”