Joke Of The Day: The African Lumberjack

Rubber Chicken An African lumberjack is interviewing for a job at a major logging company. The foreman decides to take a practical route and hands the lumberjack an axe.

“Take a couple swings at that tree over there.” The foreman said.

The lumberjack walks over to the tree and fells it in a single chop.

“Holy smokes, you’ve got quite the arm! You’re absolutely hired, but I need to know what you can do. Try your hand at this tree over here.” The foreman points out a much larger tree.

One, two swings and the tree crashes to the ground.

“That’s incredible!” Cried the foreman. “Wherever did you learn to chop like that?!”

“In the Sahara Forest.” Replied the lumberjack.

“Don’t you mean the Sahara Desert?” Asked the foreman.

“That’s why I’m here.”

 

 

Excavator Mulchers

Now this is a mulcher! Watch it swallow an entire 30-foot-tall mature spruce tree in seconds.

What do you do when you have a bunch of trees you need taken down? You can cut them down one by one, but that takes a lot of work and is really no fun at all. Now the excavator mulcher by Denis Cimaf does the job in just seconds and is a lot more fun. These bad boys can eat a tree in moments!

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