Joke Of The Day: DNA Kits

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Jul 222018
 
Joke Of The Day: DNA Kits If you find $60-80 to be too expensive for ancestry DNA kits, I have a cheap alternative.

Announce that you won the lottery and you’ll quickly find relatives you never knew you had!
 

 

 

 

The Kenyan Lottery

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Mar 092014
 
The Kenyan Lottery

 
I actually won two lotteries today​. I won a Kenyan Lottery according to an email received from a Nigerian prince.

He holds a MILLION DOLLARS and he wants to send it to me — FREE!

The Kenyan Lottery Nigerian Prince-Olagunsoye-Oyinlola

And all I have to do is give him all my bank account numbers so he can transfer the money!

And then I got ANOTHER email. It too was from a KENYAN prince and he wants to give me FREE healthcare for life!

Prince Obama by Edna Spennato

And all I have to do is give him all my bank account numbers, MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER and MY CONFIDENTIAL HEALTH INFORMATION so he can make it happen!

Am I lucky, or WHAT?