Joke Of The Day: Picking Lemons

Rubber ChickenSally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida, decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. This woman applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and a school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”

“Well, as a matter of fact, I have.” she said.

“I’ve been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers and I voted for Obama.”

She got the job immediately!

 

 

Joke Of The Day

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this; have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”

“Well, as a matter of fact, I have!” she replied. “I’ve been divorced three times and I voted for Obama.”

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