Tag: Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Clause!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ho, Ho, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sandy
Sandy who?
Sandy Claus!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gladis
Gladis who?
Gladis not me who got coal this Christmas!