Joke Of The Day

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Feb 192012
 

A mother walks into the kitchen and sees her daughter with the whole box of animal crackers spread on the counter top.

Mother: “Why did you pour out the whole box?”

Daughter: “The box says, ‘Do not eat if the seal is broken.’ I’m looking for the seal.”

Joke Of The Day

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Feb 182012
 

A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother.

One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end… “And lead us not into temptation”, she prayed, “but deliver us some e-mail, Amen.”

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