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Free Book Of The Day: Can I Poop in Peace?

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Nov 172012

Get it while it lasts. If you own a Kindle…

Enjoy!

When children are around, what was once a private time has become just another busy moment in a parent’s day. Be warned, once a member of your household reads this hilarious book, you will start hearing “Can I Poop in Peace?” from all corners of your home. And be careful letting kids read this book. They just may want to read it over, and over, and over again. Do D. is the pseudonym for an award winning children’s book author. Do D. is a parent. Do D. just may be your neighbor. All profits from the sale of Can I Poop in Peace? will be donated to charity. Share your story on twitter: @CanIPoopinPeace

Can I Poop in Peace?

Joke Of The Day: Soldiers In Your Cup

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Nov 142012

Mary was surprised by her 8 year old grandson one morning when he got coffee for her while she was still in bed.

She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom there were three of those little green army men in the cup. She said, “Sweetheart, what are the army men doing in my coffee?”

Her grandson said, “Grandma, it says on TV – ‘The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'”

(It’s a play in an old coffee commercial where the slogan was, “The best part of waking up is Folger’s in your cup.”)

Joke Of The Day: A Dead Dog

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Nov 132012

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.

“You know, it’s not your fault that the dog died. He’s probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.”

Susie, still crying, said “What would God want with a dead dog?”

Joke Of The Day: The Doorbell

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Nov 072012

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small
boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.

After watching the boys efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boys position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.

Crouching down to the child’s level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, “And now what, my little man?”

To which the boy replies, “Now we run!”

Joke Of The Day: When I Was Your Age

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Oct 142012

One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing.

The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips.

They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says, “When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over that tree.”

So, the grandson hits the ball and it bumps against the tree and lands not to far from where it started.

“Of course,” added the grandpa, “when I was your age, the tree was only 3 feet tall.”

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