An amazing friendship between a child and a veteran of World War II.
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Little Emmett Rychner, 3, and Erling Kindem became friends last year when the inquisitive tot helped the elderly man tend to his tomato garden plot. Their close friendship blossomed, staying close even during the winter. But the Rychner family has sold their house and is set to move, breaking apart the inseparable pals.
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One day Senator Hillary Clinton went to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. Hillary droned-on for about an hour, followed with a Q and A session one little boy raised his hand. The Senator asks him what his name is. “Kenneth” “And what is your question, Kenneth?” “I have three questions: First – whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second – why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And, Third – whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?” Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the children that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, “Okay where were we? Oh, that’s right, question time. Who has a question?” A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. “Larry” “And what is your question, Larry?” “I have five questions: First – whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second – why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third – whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth – why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And, Fifth – what happened to Kenneth…? |
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A father asks his son, age 10, if he knows about the birds and the bees.
“I don’t want to know!” the child said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong. “Oh dad,” he sobbed, “at age six I got the ‘there’s no Santa’ speech. At age seven I got the ‘there’s no Easter bunny’ speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the ‘there’s no tooth fairy’ speech! If you’re going to tell me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!” |
