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Joke Of The Day: My Son’s First Beer
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May 282017
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While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first beer. Off we went to our local pub only five blocks from our house and I got him a Guinness. He didn’t like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Kilkenny’s, he didn’t like that either, so I drank it. I got him a Budweiser. He didn’t like it, so I drank it Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn’t. So I drank it.
So, I thought maybe he’d like whiskey better than beer, so we tried a Jameson’s, nope! Still, in desperation, I had him try Jack Daniels. He wouldn’t even smell it. What could I do but drink it! Well, my friend, by the time I realized he just didn’t like to drink, I was so drunk I could hardly push his stroller.
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May 252017
This is how all animals should be treated. Except porcupines! 😂😂
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Joke Of The Day: Astronomy Quiz
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May 252017
Joke Of The Day: Getting Sick In Church
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May 162017
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A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.
“Mommy,” she said, “can we leave now?” “No” her mother replied. “Well, I think I’m gonna be sick, Momma!” “Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and then behind a bush.” After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat. “Were you sick?” her mom asked. “Yes.” “How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?” “I didn’t have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, ‘For the Sick’.”
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