Joke Of The Day: Help Getting The Baby Out

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May 162018
 
Joke Of The Day: Help Getting The Baby Out Nancy’s nephew was 4 when she was pregnant with her first kid. She allowed him to place his hand on her belly and feel the baby kick.

His little face scrunched and said, “How does the baby get out of there?”

She wanted to keep it simple so she said, “The doctor will help.”

His eyes widened in amazement as he exclaimed, “You’ve got a doctor in there, too?”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: First Day Of School

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May 082018
 
Joke Of The Day: First Day Of School It was the first day of school, and the first grade teacher decided to see how much her students knew about math.

“Dewey, can you tell me what is 3 and 2?”

Dewey said, “That’s when you should watch very, very carefully before you swing at the next pitch.”
 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: The Umbrella

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Apr 152018
 
Joke Of The Day: The Umbrella A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning in summer camp. He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella. The counselor asked, “Why did you bring an umbrella to camp?”

The kid answered, “Did you ever have a mother?

 

 

 

 

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